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Why haven’t we invented phone pockets for in pjamas

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Hi there! Could you narrate this post in your best Shakespearean voice please (or any of the other posts from the blog): popsonnet(.)tumblr(.)com/post/93434089148/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air

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Pop Sonnets is officially my new favorite Tumblr.Β  Check them out.

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Reblog if you have boobs

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mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything

Better to be safe here

I already have small titties as it is a can’t risk anything

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Anonymous said: I once had a dream I worked at McDonald's with party poison and he was getting hair dye and desert sand in everyone's food .___.

mcrdeviantclub:

Ahaha omg, that’s great. If I could draw, I’d make a comic out of this. I can just picture Poison wearing a clean McDonald’s apron and visor, covered in dirt and getting sand and dye everywhere.

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Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

He looks and acts like a roach

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beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

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McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

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arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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cute selfie game

savingsophie:

cute selfie game

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imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projectorΒ 

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