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How does an idiot spell farm


E I E I O

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hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

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How many dad jokes a day does Gerard make

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jackofallfandoms said: Wow I know so many people on tumblr who would absolutely love to have the same kind of relationship you do with z that's special congrats. And I'm also very jealous of your fall out boy vinyls. I've always wanted to go to England, specifically to London and see Big Ben. Only season 2? Duder I've rewatched the entire series at least three times, Crowley is the absolute best I don't remember exactly when he shows up. Though I have to ask ... Sam or dean?

With what I’ve seen so far, I know I hats john Winchester, who the hell is that yellow eyed mofo, Dean has awesome music taste but I like Sammy best I think, although I think Dean has been through a lot more suffering x

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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broken-wings-of-fallen-angels:

huntingreindeerinslipperysocks:

yesterdaywastuesdayright:

I did one of the things. My brother’s not as interesting as most, but I’m still pleased with his answers

the answer for satan alone is gold!

…OH

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radical-as-fuhk:

i like to think im a good friend

radical-as-fuhk:

i like to think im a good friend

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

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80srockstars:

jamehetfields:

jamehetfields:

i texted one of my friends the entirety of bohemian rhapsody

i sent 96 texts

she won’t talk to me anymore

remember when

I love you

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a-really-dangerousmind:

This makes me unhappy… 

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holztoons:

Next band hand installment XD

holztoons:

Next band hand installment XD

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lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

“Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr
also do u realise how rare this is omg

lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr

also do u realise how rare this is omg

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